Category: TV & Film
[REVIEW] The Secret Life Of Pets
I’m an adult male who sleeps with women, so I don’t get stoked about faggy kid shit in general.
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The Legend of Tarzan – Film Review
He has such a muscular neck, what a fulfilling nod to my male power fantasy.extreme.
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Dear Diary: Today I fucked up and made a meme so dank Daisy Ridley had her 1.4 million followers chase a retarded girl off the internet.
If this media shit show doesn’t justify what I’m all about here at I,Hypocrite, then what exactly would?
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Zootopia Explained
Here we are, a bunch of grown adults about to go learn a lesson in tolerance from cute, furry, anthropomorphic cartoon animals.
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This Week In Hollywood Shitlording
Remember when movies where just an excuse to turn off your brain for a couple hours? I miss those days already.
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