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Five next level words to help you bag next level poon

dope girl in street with tats and smokeBagging quality poon isn’t easy, even for the best of us. We’ve all heard the normal advice, be fit, be confident, be funny. One thing that often gets overlooked is be interesting. Bitches like guys that know stuff. One easy way to make a quick impression is to bust some some archaic ass words that they aren’t going to know the meaning of. They will have to ask you what you mean and with that you will have broken the proverbial ice and entered into a conversation. Just because a word is superannuated doesn’t mean it has no value and in that spirit I present you with 10 words that you can pull out to seem like an interesting person, even tho we all know you aren’t. Thank me later.

 

5. Pulchritude / Pulchritudinous

Pulchritude refers to physical beauty or comeliness. It can even be used as a verb, as in, to

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pulchrify. Here’s a new examples of how you can work this into an approach.

You: Hi there, excuse me. I hope you don’t mind me saying, but I couldn’t help notice you are looking seriously pulchritudinous this evening.

Her: Seriously what?

You: Pulchritudinous. You know, physically attractive. Comely. It’s not every day I see a girl exuding pulchritude like you.

Or maybe there’s a lady at the office you have your eye on, try this one out some morning:

You: Wow [name of owner of quality poon], you really pulchrified yourself today!

 

 

 

 

hot hippy beach girl4. Relucent

Relucent means shinning. Here’s how to maximize your shine when mackin’ on females.

Her: Oh hai guy, how you doin’ today?

You: Oh today is a great day. I am feeling extra relucent.

Her: What?

You: You know, relucent. I got my shine on, bitch. Show me some love.

Or use it to pick up a stranger:

You: Excuse me, would you mind if I sat next to you? I couldn’t help noticing your relucence.

Her: My what?

You: Your shine. Your glow. Are you always like this…

3. Mellifluous

Pleasingly smooth and musical to hear.

I like this one in a service situation, like a girl who’s working the till finished ringing me up I might say something like:

You: “I really like the mellifluous way you speak. Do you think I could get your number?”

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Ebbuliant blond girl2. Ebullient

Ebullient means ‘cheerful and full of energy’ making it another good one to pull out once you’ve already had an excuse to interact a little bit.

You: You know it’s really refreshing to meet someone so ebullient. Let’s do this again sometime.

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Callipygian

This one requires real skill to pull off effectively. Callipygian literally means ‘having well-shaped buttocks’.

You: ‘Those leggings really accentuate your callipygian qualities.’

Her: ‘What does that mean?’

You: ‘It means your hindquarters are aesthetically pleasing. It means you have a well shaped buttocks. It means I’m crazy about that badonkadonk, girl!’

I haven’t actually tried that one out, so let us know in the comments how it works out for you.

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